Spirit Airlines DIED, The JPMorgan Lawsuit Is INSANE, & KNICKS WINNING IT ALL | #703

May 7, 2026

YERRR – the boys are back and we're talking Spirit Airlines trauma to peptide body dysmorphia and why everybody is gonna get fit.

– Flight poop disasters & towel science

– Fake JPM stories, broken nose stolen valor & racist sign language

– Facesitting, horned-up hate crimes & Magic Mark

– Knicks retiring LeBron, Shaq’s meat & fixing the Middle East

Pure chaos from start to finish.

All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE.

0:00 We address it + Our fav memories

5:00 Spirit is done!

8:51 Everyone’s fit + Unc shoes

10:26 Flight poo + Friend getting Skinnay

16:26 Doo doo on the towel + The science

21:28 Hangry Hate crime + HORNED up

27:39 AI Body Morphia

31:06 H0es, Magic Mark + Habitual non-hand washers

34:13 Opening lines

38:22 JPM story was FAKE + Share the ugly

42:40 Facesitting

45:06 Broken Nose Stolen Valor

47:35 Racist Sign language

55:15 Knicks gonna RETIRE LeBron

1:00:40 More sign language

1:05:21 Klay & Meg + Yearning for attention

1:17:03 Shaq’s meat

1:20:39 Fix the Middle East + Musk is too much

1:26:17 Orlando loves an SO & FRANCE

This episode is sponsored by Kalshi.

This episode is sponsored by Sesh.